I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

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so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

Tom stop being so rude

what Edd from eddsworld says to Tom when he dislikes the communist tordtilla

Edd:" TOM STOP BEING SO RUDE"

This is so sad Alexa play despacito

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”

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remains sexy while doing so

A phrase that can be added to any headline involving somebody, (usually a celebrity), who can be 'doing' anything yet it does not impede on their inherent sexiness; this person has a special tendency to remain sexy in situations where others would look a hot mess.
Originated from the Oh No They Didn't Live Journal community, where headlines about the rapper T.I. are usually concluded with the phrase.

T.I. appears in court, remains sexy while doing so.

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I don’t feel so good

The only sentence that made me so mad, I accidentally threw my popcorn bucket at this sweet little boy who was minding his own business.

Idiot who thinks he’s funny: I don’t feel so good
Me: I. Am. Seriously. Going. To. Run. You. Over. With. A. Bus. And. I. Am. Going. To. Make. It. Look. Like. An. Accident.

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I don't feel so good.

The words in which Peter Parker (Spider-Man), said before he turned into ash in the movie "Avengers, Infinity War." These simple 5 words are now many marvel fans trigger words. If you have a friend who likes Marvel, do not... I repeat DO NOT, say "I don't feel so good." Replace it with "I don't feel that well," or "I'm not feeling very good."

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good."

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