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1-When one is traveling on a tour bus and expirences the need to deficate, they must line the inside of the toilet with a plastic as to not disrupt the unevolved plummbing system that exists on a tour bus.
2-When your water gets turned off and you have to line the toilet with a plastic bag. Then you dispose of them via some alternate process other htan flushing.
-Oh No man... I have to take out his bag of shame
-Hey guys, look what came out of my butt...
Get that bag of shame out of here.
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The mayonaisse on her shirt, looked more like "bag spit" than a food stain.
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the most heinous form of human life. all forms of "bag" blended into to one toxic, atrocious, abominable low life. the highest level of "baggery" in existence. level of "bags" in order from least to worst: dirt bag, sleeze bag, douche bag, scum bag, chris bag
Wow, he really hit rock bottom... a genuine chris bag.
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Failed because you attempted something below your actual potential.
See also Sand Bagger
"Dude, you totally sand-bagged it."
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Jamaican dance hall slang for large granny panties. Bingo bags are frowned upon in Jamaica where men insist it is an enormous turn off.
Partial lyrics from Lovindeer - Panty Size
One time me used to have a pen pal,
A very well educated gal,
We write each other for a year and a half,
Still she no send me no photograph,
So one day me pay her a little visit,
She wasn't at home so me wait a bit,
Round the back to kill some time,
There was a laundry on the line,
Right beside the blouse and the rag,
I man buck up on a bingo bag!
Lord!
Me no want, me no want no girl in a bingo bag.
Me no want, me no want no girl in a bingo bag.
Lord!
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(GAG) is an acronym for (Grab-And- Go) A GAG Bag is a bag that's packed and ready to go with emergency survival supplies that is ready to grab in a moments notice.
Also known as a (Bugout Bag)
America is my country and I'm asking my fellow country man to have a GAG Bag . Be prepared to deal with disaster. Don't rely on the government or your neighbor to take care of you. We the people can do this, God bless America.
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a particularly horrendous hangover which entails full body symptoms including; (a) feeling really sick but being unable to vomit without help from your hands down your throat (b) aversion to any food (c) thinking you are capable of sleeping it off but actually feeling worse after a nap and requiring a return to bed etc. etc. Particularly prominent in South Africa and South East Asia with Koh Samui Airport a notable blackspot
Alan Thompson is a key proponent of the donkey bag
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