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Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 02, 2011


Dropping your phone

When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.

Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,

Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground

Dropping your phone

Person #1: my palms are sweating

Eminem #1: knees-

Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.

Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.

Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.

Person #3: yea that would not be good.

Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it

All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?

by IowanCorn2352 May 07, 2023


Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 30, 2018


old phone

the cock of an old man

teen girl sucks oma old phone

by txike April 03, 2018


Phone Fucker

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.

Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.

by The real randy April 15, 2024


cheese on her phone ;-;

a common misheard lyric by the popular singer Ayesha Erotica. the original is "she's on her phone", however due to distorted audio edits the phrase has morphed. most usually found on tiktok, accompanied by phrases "erm who gave _ sapphire ;-;" and "local where? ;-;"

tiktok comment: cheese on her phone ;-;

by 8.a.cheezburger January 02, 2024


poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous

lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)

by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016