poop tease

Poop tease, see also pooptease

1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.

2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.

3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.

1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."

2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."

3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."

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poop drool

The watery substance emitted from said persons rectal bosom the fluid erected from ones anus, usually leaked into one saids mouth. Poop Drool

Dude, i totally poop drooled in franks mouth last night!!!

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Poop-Eye

Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.

I think someone farted on my pillow and gave me poop-eye!

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poop feckers

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker

hahaha eat shit poop feckers

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poop chute

The other place to place your penis.

Gretchen really liked to take it in the poop chute.

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poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

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poop atoms

Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting

Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty!
Trey: No doubt! They've absorbed millions of poop atoms over the years.

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