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Self-Made Ejdlt is the sexiest mf ever seen on planet earth. He has sexy takes and will steal your bitch if you let him get too close
Me : OMG IS THAT SELF-MADE EJDLT?
Emma : YEAH HE'S SO CUTE😍
I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.
While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz
When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .
"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"
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An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.
Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)
Self - Slander = Defamation of character as stated by the first party . What you share to others about yourself can hurt your reputation .
I find it interesting that anytime I post self slander on Facebook it's delete option stops functioning .
When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.
considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”