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what a lady/child yells at you when they want your money.
Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
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A person that is neither girl or boy, and talks like a two year old. Also very immature. The same effect of the balls not dropping, exept there are no balls to drop. Sounds ten times girlier than Justin Beiber
v- 'Man, Jesse always talks like a girl!'
b- 'Maybe he's a Non-Sexual?'
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how to tell if someone you know is angry with sex or lack of sex.
"Peeling labels off bottles is a form of sexual frustration."
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Deployment Sexual Deprivation(DSD) or Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) is a mental/sexual disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more terrifying months of not having intercourse. It is a severe and ongoing mental reaction to an extreme lack of physical needs. DSD is surprisingly common in our so-called Land of Plenty, afflicting an estimated 27 million American men( and a few women)at any given time, most of which are service members. Although hard to notice in early developement, this disorder does have commom symptoms and signs; abdominal pains, morning wood, swelling in forearm(s), unexplained absences, decrease in libido, aggression, wet dreams, uncontrollable body spasm. In rare case of DSD; drained bank account, acute to severe lose of vision in one or both eyes, pyschological breakdowns, as well as death.
DSD or PDSD is a complex phenomenon where there is a shortage of sexually willing women relative to the sexual needs of men. (P)DSD has also been recognized in the past as blue balls, computer geek syndrome, ect.
I got home from Iraq and the VA wouldn't cover me for Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) treatment at the strip club.
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I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.
Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.
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1. The energy that emanates from somewhat feminine gay guys (a.k.a. a twink, me, etc.) that misogynistic gay guys are simply jealous of, which they disguise by insulting said feminine gay guys as being "stereotypical."
2. A comeback I came up with when my friend was berating me for being in touch with my feminine side.
My friend (also a gay guy): Just because you're gay, it doesn't mean that you have to act so feminine and listen to so much Madonna music.
Me: I can act however I feel comfortable acting and I can listen to Madonna as much as I want. You're just jealous of my sexual twink energy.
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Body language, habits, or actions a person acts out that indicate that he or she is experiencing sexual frustration. This frustration is most likely caused by a lack of recent sexual intercourse, and may be magnified if the sufferer has a new object of affection. Specific signals include peeling labels off of beer bottles and chewing ice cubes.
The ladies can see Larry a mile away - he's peeled all the labels off his beer bottles.
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