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the day Kurt Cobain was killed/shot himself
R.I.P- Kurt Cobain 2/20/67-4/5/94
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When more creative work would likely to be produced if companies were to extend the two-day weekend to five, so that employees only report to the office two instead of five days a week.
Since much work seems to get done during the weekend than on any weekdays, isn’t it apt for the workforce to implement a 5-day weekend, with workers reporting to work, say, on Thursday and Friday every week, since most people just love Friday but loathe Monday?
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A girl who has taken on 5 dicks at one time.
1x in pussy
1x in asshole
1x in mouth
2x in hands
Dude that girl was a total slut. She told me she was a 5 star General, I am not touching that.
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Used to describe initiation preference in a sexual situation. A zero is someone who never wants to initiate anything sexual. A five is someone who always wants to initiate. Most people believe they are three's. Typically people on opposite sides of the scale work best together (like a zero and a five, or a two and a four). You can't have two zero's because nothing will happen. And you can't have two fives cause they'll get in each others' ways.
Bro, that girl is such a five on the 0-5 scale! Go tap that!
No way man, I'm waiting for a zero! I hate starting things!
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The act of slapping your buddy's penis head with your own in a celebration of sexual intercourse either herterosexual or homosexual.
After Berry and I finished ravaging those twins we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being thought of as gay.
After Berry and I finished ravaging each other we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being through of as straight.
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The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.
Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"
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The gay Hi-5 is a Hi-5 with a twist. Two people walking towards each other. They then Hi-5 one another and continue walking past whilst both persons simultaneously follow through slapping there Hi-5 partner firmly on the arse.
Darek: 'I love being polish'
Alex: 'Your polish, never knew that?! Gay Hi-5!'
**Gay Hi-5**
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