Random
Source Code

road itch

noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.

"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."

by xbrianx November 28, 2009


wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.

"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"

by Tuco Satanima November 4, 2021


Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 11, 2022


beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021


Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.

When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*

by RoadToes69 June 27, 2023


Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.

Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.

by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 11, 2011


road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

by sdiggy May 17, 2016