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A horrible university located in Terre Haute. The students walk around like zombies waiting to flunk out and move on to Ivy Tech, or if they do stay it will take them 6-7 years to graduate. The campus "security" act like Nazi's, roaming the campus waiting to throw you into Aushwitz because you forgot your parking pass that day. The professors generally just throw some busy work at you and then have their assistants grade the work, often incorrectly. The campus parking is great, if you like parking 15 miles from where you need to go. Oh, and don't forget the millions of dollars the University spends on athletics, wouldn't want to end the 56 game losing streak for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.
Everyone is walking around with a blank stare on their face. I'm at Indiana State University alright!
Why did my tuition just go up again? Oh, because Indiana State needed a bus system, a new recreation center, a new college of education, and a new bookstore. I guess helping actually pay for an education is out of the question.
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I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.
I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.
I am often imitated but never duplicated.
I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.
I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.
I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.
I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.
I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.
Hell hath no fury to match mine....
I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.
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The first public institution of higher education in the state of Texas. A&M is the home of the fighting Texas Aggies with a variety of very successful college sports. Having one of the friendliest campuses in the world, Texas A&M is one of the few campuses that Greek life doesn't define you. With over 800 student organizations it is extremely easy to find your place in the school and to make life long friends. We are also known for our business and engineering with many other degree choices to choose from. We pride our selves on our conservative views while t.u. continues its liberal ways.
Texas A&M University "From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it"
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A public university located in Flagstaff, Arizona. A better option for Arizona residents who prefer snowboarding over suntanning. NAU is the hardest school to get into in the state of Arizona - they require a higher SAT/ACT score for entrance in combination with GPA from high school students.
NAU offers excellence in academic opportunities and socializing. Well known HRM program and Forestry College.
Northern Arizona University houses the Arizona Cardinals for training in summertime.
I am not a slut and my IQ is relatively high so I came to Northern Arizona University .
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An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.
A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.
After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."
See also "FudgeHorn!"
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The state university for Rhode Island which is well-known for intoxicated students. This often makes normal students angry for being percieved as alcoholics because of their not-so-smart peers. Aside from the illegal use of alcohol/drugs the school is cheap in tuition, with division I sports, a bad football team (where pre-gamers scream "Rhody Rhody Rhody in spite of their inability to speak without slurring), great basketball team, and everything in between
I go to the University of Rhode Island...
Oh yeah?
...........hey man that kid goes to URI...I think he drinks wayyy to much
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An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.
Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"
Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"
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