catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

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She Sure Can Cook !

" She sure can cook" ! Euphemism for an ugly girl.

Derived from Jimmy Soul classic "If You want to be Happy"
'never make a pretty woman your wife...she is UGLY , but she sure can cook'

She Sure Can Cook !
ugly girl ugly woman euphemism

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The Big Can Of Shaving Cream

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.

"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."

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can i get some dome?

the question you pop to dumb bitches who you want dome from. Regardless of whether they consent or not, you can still refer to this period as the dome time. Tends to work better on girls who have a known record of giving mad dome and/or if they are drunk too.

Ey whats up bitches?! Can i get some dome?! over here right now?!!

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you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

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You can suck my dick

When someone rejected your definition.

You can suck my dick.

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Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

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