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redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017


Disco Rings

Sweaty stains in the armpit area of a shirt or blouse caused by dancin’ the night away in a nightclub. Also armpit sweat stains in general.

That Chelsea shirt you’ve got on needs a wash. Look at those disco rings!

by Doldi April 18, 2019


Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 6, 2010


Ring Factory Elementary

The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen

*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY

THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND

Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house

Man: Shit

by Duck= Cheeseburger December 30, 2023


Dragon rings

To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.

Wow! Did she just blow the most dragon rings ever?

by I. Dyddertwyce December 30, 2022


Chatter ring

This is a new zealand toy that was most popular in 1990, it is a metal ring the size of a basket ball with 5 bolts on it which you spin. the challange is to get to bolts to spin while rotating the ring and spin it fast enough so you can catch the bolts. it makes a humming sound which pisses off parents but it's good fun.

Bro have you tryed playing with tama's chatter ring, it's so hard

by Knightress November 27, 2022


The dirty ring

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.

Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.

by cheetoes69 February 14, 2024