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It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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You can't make something from anything.
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.
I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.
An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.
Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.
The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.
To eject egg matter from one's anus.
She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.