Someone that gives humanity a bad name. If you are anything like this person, the marines will not take you.
Has secret relations with his best friend that is a guy but claims he eats a lot of pussy.
Asked about eating ass on FaceBook because in reality he is a closeted Homo.
Boy 1: Hey isn't the Chris Torres over there?
Boy 2: Oh shit yeah it is, quick cover up your assholes.
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Furries named Chris, usually mod gay servers.
Chris is a furry, he vored that pup.
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some hoe who thinks he can swim and likes to play lego games
(asian chris once said) do you want to go play lego marvel
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Someone who gets in serious relationships then gets their phone taken away and then gets broken up with.
βAy bro whatβs wrongβ
βI just pulled a clouty chris with my girlβ
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A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.
Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.
I haven't seen Darkbear in awhile have you seen him?
Nah, hes turned into a fat chris
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Amazing couple they will make gorgeous babys
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Long story short, its and unorthodox definition for "straight up epic"
"That is so chris hanners"
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