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A guy who decorates his room with monster energy
You “Kyle is the guy who rides dirt bikes”
Me “oh yeah, Kyle decorates his room with monster”
Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.
He is the sexiest thing alive. Usually friends with kids with the names of jett and Joey. They both wanna fuck Kyle, but he resists for another kid by the name of sienna Simon.
Kyle is so hot I wish I could fuck his 69 inch dick
a fucking bitch ass hoe. He will get nowhere in his fucking life. Bop of the century
“kyle is a fucking hoe”
Kyle's are most likely on the spectrum. A unique kind of guy, most likely a pussy. He is easily offended and will never get his dick wet. He cannot pull bitches for shit. He will most likely buy a dog because that is the most amount of love he can get from anyone ever. He is the punching bag in any friend group and somebody you would be better off without. He will do what he needs to make himself look better than you. He will go to a university and join a frat and try to get a career just to look better than you, not for his own self achievement. Often flashes while drunk.
Friend: "Who is that guy?"
Me: "That's Kyle, can't you see that cock in his mouth?"