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When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.
I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.
Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation
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I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !
The best thing in the universe
Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker
Advertising material sent by one law school to faculty at others, in the effort to improve its "peer ranking" score in the U.S. News & World Report annual law school rankings. The effort is generally considered ineffective and wasteful. Public reports credit Professor Pamela Karlan of Stanford Law School with coining the term (and disapproving of the practice).
Prof. 1: "Did you see that ridiculous law porn today from XYZ Law School?"
Prof. 2: "Nah. I don't hardly even read my school mail any more, since it's gotten so full of that crap."
Children conceived while porn is being filmed.
Hey, is it true that you and your siblings are Children of the Porn?
A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.
Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk
Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...