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When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
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when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).
1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
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Someone who is extremely annoying
Mrs. Basham gets on my nerves. She's such a dookie bird.
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"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"
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Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
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Bird purring is a sound made by humans and is rarely heard in the wild. The technique one must master to create this sound is known only by a few, but the legends say it's similar to the sharp Norwegian R. Bird purring is used for many things, such as avoiding silence, asserting dominance, letting your presence be known and show emotions like happiness and confusion.
Yesterday I showed my friends one of my projects, their positive responses made me bird purr in happiness
Friend: Wow! You did really good!
Me: *Bird purring*
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When you hold the joint up to your friends mouth for them to smoke
“Yo, my homie, home dog, homeslicecicle Mama-birding me dat joint yesterday.”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”
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