semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.
There was dick cheese everywhere!
A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.
Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.
When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.
That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me
This is a word to start a conversation if nobody wants to talk.
Ppl in gc: uummmm
You: Dick cheese
Ppl in gc: Woah wats that
Ppl in gc: o what are we doin today?
a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"