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Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture
Hey it’s Soapy dick day send a soapy dick picture
The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.
Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."
Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?
You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day
It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.
Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.
When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.
Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.
Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.
1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!