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Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
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A beautiful , beautiful , beautiful person full to express herself , she’s a normal teenager like every other person , EVERY teen talks sh* , just that lena had other things in her plate , getting called annoying WOULDNT make her k* herself , it was lena’s way to cope and how to feel getting called annoying , but HALEY never knew that she would do it , Lena was doing mean things at the time and Haley was just agreeing with her fans that what she was doing was wrong , she’s only 15...ONLY 15 , she doesn’t understand humanity at such a young age nor consequences , common sense .
“Omg that’s such a beautiful person”
:”must be Haley Marie Morales”
nina is the prettiest person in the world and she is currently dating jerret who is the hottest guy in the world wit a giant dick but nina is so gorgeous she makes everyone around her jealous and she is so amazing in every way she has done bad things in the past but jerret will always love her and she is amazing in every way in the world
nina marie lee is the hottest person alive and she has a 67 inch dick and is better lookin then maddison beer
a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???
he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
Marie Anttoniette Syndrome is the sudden whitening of hair caused by extreme stress and emotional trauma. It's named for the last queen of France, whose hair turned white during the imprisonment prior to her execution.
Kaneki Ken was tortured bad enough that the emotional trauma made his hair turn white. He suffers from Marie Anttoniette Syndrome.
Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.
Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!
She's seriously sexy gorgeous wicked and wild every girl wants to be her every man wants her ,best friend, doesn't like fake people, takes no nonsense, doesn't suffer fools, has beautiful children any man will be stupid to treat her badly there's only one Kerrie Marie Thomas
Kerrie Marie Thomas oh my goodness she's seriously fine