when puppies r yuppies

When a person that is not properly knowledgeable is placed in a responsible position

Ooh, what doggy doos have to be dodged when puppies r yuppies.

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Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

f-r-e-e that spells free

Well i was shopping for a new car which ones me?
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad i didn't know my credit was whack and now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E that spells free. creditreport.com baby

Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses getting laughed at!
F-R-E-E that spell free. creditreport.com baby!

bro that sure is a creditreport.com moment ahah
f-r-e-e that spells free is when

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

f r i c c

It's a word making fun of the fact of little kids say frick instead of fuck. Kids are cringe. Also you should fallow me on instagram @incognito_meme

John: WHAT THE f r i c c ???
Jake: HEY! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTAN SERVER!

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R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman

A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.

Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.

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U r ban Dictionary Ads

The best or worst thing you can see. Sometimes it would be a normal friendly ad. Other times, you get these dirty thoughts looking at these smart ads. Seriously, keep it up U r ban dict!

One of the U r ban Dictionary Ads had a hentai supergirl and i'm like "Should I block this ad or just look at it?

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