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This is where you penetrate with your wang through someone nose leaving the victim permanatly mentally disable.
Pam was forever retarded after her boyfirend gave her some Brain Snuff.
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The disconnection one feels from being in a state of lacking (typically physical needs that throw off homeostasis) in times when needed to perform.
Hunger, fatigue, dehydration and other symptoms in the body can lead to feeling like a basking lizard on a rock.
Signs of Lizard Brain include but are not limited to: disconnected speech, idle thinking and stillness, stumbling on words, intense desire to hunt for food or water, prolonged closing of one's eyes yet staying awake, and being drawn to warmth. Signs typically improve after acquiring one's needs and the ability to focus on the task at hand returns.
"Dude, I drank way too much last night and I am really out of it today."
"Go get some water to shake off that lizard brain. You are obviously thirsty and we need to get this project submitted."
*one trip to the water fountain later*
"Alright, thanks. I needed that. What's next?"
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Pool/Billards Term: When one misses a shot leaving a ball hanging near a pocket making for an easy shot for the opponent.
Synonymous with hanging the brain, brain hanger, hanging some brain, brain hanging, brain hangage
Barry's been hanging brain this whole game leaving Pete with some real easy shots.
If you're prone to hanging the brain, you might as well call it a game already.
Oof! That 8 ball is a real brain hanger!
Looks like you might hang some brain on this 9 ball.
"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?"
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the feeling your brain gets after getting in the frog position, and breathing in and out very deeply for 20 seconds, then standing up very quick and blowing on your thumb very hard.
yo my friend matt just did brain masturbation!
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To over-think or over-analyze something (which is usually quite simple).
driver: Hey bro, throw some music in, I'm tired of this shit.
Passenger: Umm.. let's see...
Driver: (5 minutes later)Dude, don't brain fuck it, just grab a CD and throw it in.
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The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.
The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).
In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.
However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.
Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.
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While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"
Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...
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