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When you release particles of your poo into the air, via your anus (you fart)
Alex: Poo cloud incoming
Tom: Not in a confined space FFS
A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!
Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.
Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”
doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising
hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo
When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.
2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.
1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."
2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"
when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.
someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.
while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe