When two people who are both doing a shit are talking to one another, the last one to say "Poo Jinx" can't wipe until the other one says their name
Oh you're on the toilet? Poo Jinx! Now you can't wipe
It's the act of placing one's naked ass onto someone's resting hand after using the bathroom and not wiping the behind.
that's disgusting!!! Mark gave me a POO STAMP while i was talking to Amber , now my hand smells like shit!!!.
The most disappointing poo a man can take it takes for ever for what nothing just a few pebbles sitting in the toilet looking at you leaving you more disappointed than your father.
I took a pebble poo and it took 30 minutes
The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.
I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.
A moronic imbecile who tends to talk shit whilst smelling like shit
Casso-Get a whiff of this fucking poo-ron
The overwhelming sensation of needing to poop, once your amphetamine induced peak takes effect.
'Man, the pill has kicked in. Where's the toilet so I can do a pinga poo'.