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Robert de niro is one of the greatest actors of all time. 'naggers like fried food and korn bread' and 'guess' are both examples of racist faggots who most likely eat dick all day long and fuck get fucked by their dads. Know nothing at all and usually the people you see on the side of the road at 2am in the morning offering to suck dick for a meal when your driving past them.
robert de niro is equal with al pacino ... just watch heat
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the red head on wisteria lane who expresses no emotions and highly values presentation, a clean house, manners, and sexual intercourse, missionary style of course!
Bree Van De Kamp: The opposite of love isnt hate, its indifference, and if you hate me, it means that you still care, and we are still connected, and i still have a chance.
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Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.
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TRANSLATION: Love of my life.
The person you can't get out of your head. No matter what they say or do, you can't help but love them. Time is stopped and everything is centered around them. The star light and time itself nary compare to the excellence they hold in your heart. Butterflies flutter inside your stomach as you think about them. The butterflies pretty much multiply like horny bunny rabbits by the time you actually get to speak to them. Even if a romantic relationship cannot ensue, a friendship is better than nothing because you'd rather have them as a friend than not have them in your life at all.
L'amour de ma vie, je veux être avec toi pour toujours.
Je dois avouer que vous êtes l'amour de ma vie.
L'amour de ma vie, thank you so much for everything!
I love you deary. You are l'amour de ma vie, and I'm glad it's you who turned out to be it.
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A question asked amongst friends, when a seriously bumting girl is present. This question, asked discretely and randomly totally confuses the girl, allowing the friends to casually give their answers. Either "she de bumting" for yes, or "She no de bumting" for no
Classic way of deciding whether a girl is actually bumting
*girl walks in*
1st friend: "OO WAP DE BUMTING?"
2nd friend: "she de bumting ="
SAWWTED XD
He has the smallest dick in the world and most people did him gay. He sucks pito by day and gets fuc*ed by night. Last but. It least, he sucks at COD and Fifa!
Is that Kevin de la cruz?!! HES SOOO GAY