That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe
Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit
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Getting so drunk, you go outside on all fours with just your dick out
"Dude, there's a guy doing a p biscut"
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Comes from a latin word '' Milicos Petrus'' which means prettiest person to ever exist
You look like a Milica P!
Omg thank you!!
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🅿️ ≈ keeping it real
Dominic: i heard she addicted to nicotine.
Brayden: that ain’t pushin’ p 🚫🅿️
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When someone has too much sand in their vagina, and needs to clean it out.
I hope your drunk, because your seriously P Walin right now!
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She kind, funny, and a little boy crazy. Shes very beautiful but she will never admit it. If you ever need food shes not the plug but you keep her around anyways because shes fun to be around, and don't f with an Asyria if you do you will regret it.
Asyria P is very funny
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Panic! At The Mother Fucking Disco
i suck Brendon Urie's big cock P!ATMFD
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