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Problem child

Michael Madrid

That man is such a problem child

by Bouncyfox666 May 4, 2022


Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024


Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.

That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.

by Smollysmurph._. May 2, 2020


booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA February 18, 2016


gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

by KCXNT August 19, 2024


angel child

Typically someone whose last name is Molina; a person who is looked up to by their superiors.

that Molina is such an angel child, she's always right.

by Weirdest January 17, 2018


child porn

WE ALL LOVE IT

Person 1: yo bro are you watching porn
Person2: yeah......
Person1:why did you say it like that *looks at screen*
Person2:only in ohio skibidi nigger rizz its child Porn we love ku klux klan stupid monkey ohio lol wtf

by 3yaegfwrtsnijh6tytrgj42rtf3uu, January 7, 2024

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