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A sexual postion involving a boiled egg and 2 litres of Pepsi max
Last night I was peeling ass
A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.
My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.
A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.
Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.
One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.
2 oz Premium Vodka
1 oz Smart Energy Shots
1 oz lime juice
8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.
Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)
The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."
When a guy has a humongous, juicy, ass that can be easily entered for gay sex
A: Cody has some serious thug ass!”
B: “I know dude he can shake that shit”