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When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.
I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.
A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
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The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
Have intercourse with your first and second cousin at same time
I had a Alabama three way with my first and second cousin
Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!
Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!
Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups
Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!