A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).
Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure
*enters band room*
Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*
Money that contains 1,000 dollars in a rubber band.
Yo bro how much u got saved up.
To be honest my bro I got bands at the crib bro
Home, the best place ever, where your family is, etc. Band is where you can truly be you, and get to know your new found family. All the best instruments play in band, such as alto saxophones, trumpets, and percussion. Band trips and concerts are the best fun you’ll ever have. If you are thinking of joining band, do it! It’s very addictive and super fun. You’ll learn how to cooperate, work hard, practice, and work together with your peers! Alto saxophone is the ultimate instrument and you should definitely start playing it.
Person: Are you in Band?
Band Kid: yes, and it’s my home.
A cult lead by a person named a director and I made up of slidey boys and squeaky boys
Band is so cool
hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.
“why are you so stressed”
“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”
when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry