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Band

A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).

Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*

by toastyum May 2, 2023


Bands

A large stack of money held together with rubberbands

Bands will make her dance

by KBreezel December 8, 2017


Bands

Money that contains 1,000 dollars in a rubber band.

Yo bro how much u got saved up.

To be honest my bro I got bands at the crib bro

by Jdawgdasavage July 30, 2022


Band

Home, the best place ever, where your family is, etc. Band is where you can truly be you, and get to know your new found family. All the best instruments play in band, such as alto saxophones, trumpets, and percussion. Band trips and concerts are the best fun you’ll ever have. If you are thinking of joining band, do it! It’s very addictive and super fun. You’ll learn how to cooperate, work hard, practice, and work together with your peers! Alto saxophone is the ultimate instrument and you should definitely start playing it.

Person: Are you in Band?
Band Kid: yes, and it’s my home.

by Chaotic Saxophone Player May 26, 2024


Band

A cult lead by a person named a director and I made up of slidey boys and squeaky boys

Band is so cool

by Imabanana December 3, 2021


jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed

cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole

by denay March 25, 2021


i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 21, 2019