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Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.
Hey Elrad, wanna do Christian Roleplay?
As long as it doesn't count, yeah!
You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.
Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.
Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"
A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.
And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
(And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)
comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "
When you jerk off and have sexual relations to someone you are related to, mostly your brother who plays FNAF.
I Christian Andres Black everyone!