strip club creep

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

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After School Club

An elite club of certain individuals who wear their school ID after school hours. Some enthusiast continue to wear their ID's after they graduate.

These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.

Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.

Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.

Tyrone: "why you wearing your ID fool, you in the after school club?"
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."

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mental health club

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

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Stardoll Original Club

A place where people are welcome and are free of speach.

Yes, there's 'populars' & yes there's 'noobs' but we generally all get along.
We ♥ trolls.
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She's got such a unique medoll! must be from Stardoll Original Club.

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Tom Tom Club

A clique of losers and other assorted outcasts, like that emo kid Dan that sits two desks up from you in math and you always wanted to say hey Dan I forgot to shave this morning, can I borrow a razor but you don't have the balls. Or that Goth kid. You know the one. Nerds or any other form of dork are not considered Tom Tom Club members.

I use to hang out by the ampitheatre but this Tom Tom Club started hanging out there, so now I hang out by the quad.

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[Boys] [and] [girls] [club]

A place for little children to get wholesome sex education.

"Mommy! I learned a fun game today at the Boys and Girls Club! Its called put the pee-pee into the pussy!"

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dollar shave club

Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.

Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.

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