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something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
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Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.
Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
A disease that’s very contagious
He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around
She: No, but I think I had it last week.
When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.
Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo
I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim
(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)
When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.