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A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
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Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'
Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."
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The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
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absolutely nothing like kendall. the last person he should be compared to is kendall m. no fucking way in hell are they similar
Jalah” kendall is like the david dobrik of hinsdale”
Me “no she’s fucking not, don’t ever say that shit again”
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A designer jewelry that usually includes both silver and gold. It has a certain style which makes it easy to spot.
I always wear my David Yurman ring along with my Tiffany necklace.
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A weird fellow usually with a side hoe whilst stroking his mustache and watching hentai.
David Rodriguez.... That guys a human twat basket.
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Damiano David is literally THE sexiest man alive. I wish I could literally teleport him in my room. He has the best voice in the world. Damiano has the best fashion style in the whole world. He is so kind and sexy. Damiano is such a gentle soul and is very outgoing. When you listen to him sing, you become pregnant immediatly. He has the best tattoos in the world. I want Damiano David to be the father of my kids for sure. No man is sexier than Damiano David. What makes this gorgeous sexy man even sexier, is the fact that he is fucking Italian. Like what the hell. He can't be more perfect.
Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3
*Searches on Google sexiest man in the world*
"Damiano David <3 "
*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!