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Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.
"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"
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someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.
"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"
"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
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Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols
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like a douche bag, only x a million. A iceberg made of douche.
**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.
"dude joe is a total douche berg. I just saw him make out with his girlfriends mom, and then her sister."
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good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.
Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!
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A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".
My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
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The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
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