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the secret rulers of the world
I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. But nobody else does.
Getting sweat after working out, leaving work, and getting a bj.
You hear about Beans French Onion Dipping at work the other day?
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A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.
B. to have your period
OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.
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So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.
Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.
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After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. The slowest person is out and then keep going. Then leave
I won in a game of french horn race last night. I Jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with Rob.
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A two part sexual act involving A) ejaculation into the female participants naval cavity and B) Tanning said female, ejaculate and female intact.
Optionally served with crumbled saltines before step A.
Tom: I'm hungry...lets go to the diner.
Kerri: But that diner isn't 24 hours.
Tom: Lets go back to my place...I'm serving French Onion soup all night.
Kerri: Great...I think Hollywood Tans has late night hours.
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may-puhl seer-hup pause fre(en)nch toh-st
1. A common greeting between friends.
2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.
3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"
2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."
3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
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