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An alcoholic shooter consisting of:
1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum
A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"
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Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...
Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.
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The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
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1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
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A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.
person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!
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If you have to ask then you never will be one
Troy H
Troy’s one bad mother fucker
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Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.
You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.
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