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Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 9, 2022


Ga Moi

The authentic name of a Chinese apple pear. Can be used as a verb to describe tastiness and general awesomeness.

Wow, that outfit is totally ga moi!
This meal is soooo not gai moi. You need a new chef.

by Happiest Hamster December 3, 2010


Hit em with the gas

To go in fast with all you have. Phrased used in gaming when someone goes all in as fast and hard as possible, regardless of the expected outcome.

"Pantheon really hit em with the gas!", "I'm gonna hit em with the gas!"

by VLANdrew December 31, 2021


HONKEY GAS PUMPER

WHEN YOU HAVE A FAT FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY WHO PUMPS GAS.

HEY HONKEY GAS PUMPER WANT TO BLAST INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE AND GET FIRED.

by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022


Gas enlightening

The use of gaslighting, specifically in regard to spirituality.
Gaslighting as a tactic to further spiritual fundamentalism and doctrine, either consciously or unconsciously.

For example, the spiritual teacher who tells you what is either right or wrong, based mostly on anecdotal evidence and/or their own unexamined introjects, is unwittingly using the psychological tactic of gasenlightening, often due in large part to a gross misstep in understanding their own countertransferences and emotional wounding.

Rooted in the oft misunderstood spiritual concept of enlightenment, or the belief that there is a specific spiritual path - with a definable end - that will lead one to some sense of greater understanding or blissful state.

- Coined by the author Zeri Wieder.

“My guru (read: spiritual teacher) told me that I would incur ‘bad’ karma if I don’t continue studying with them...”
“That sounds like your guru is gas enlightening you.”

by ClassP November 3, 2019


are you going gas wholesaling?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you going gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma February 16, 2013


Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.

I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!

by GunSlapsTech February 2, 2025