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When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.
Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."
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When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.
The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.
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Someone who picks up old people to form a relationship so they will be lent money or left in the will. Golden Girl Diggers take little old ladies on walks, brings them grociers, drops in for afternoon visits, etc with no other reason but to collect in 1 - 5 years. Golden Girl Diggers bring utter shock to families, and lawsuits often follow shortly after the victim passes away.
Being a Golden Girl Digger that she is, Paula only volunteers at the local nursery home in hopes to score an old lady that will finance her a new house.
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The act of urinating into your lovers ear hole. Very popular in Southern China.
Josh: "Why Herro! Would you like me to cleanse you with a Golden Q-Tip?"
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When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball
"Yeah I ate her out last night"
"Then did she blow you?"
"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"
"Please give me your man card right away"
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The Golden Gate Bridge is a variation of the Wobbly H and the Eiffel Tower. 5 people - Guy banging bent over girl from behind while she performs oral on the man in the middle. The man in the middle also receives a rusty trombone from the girl on the other side, whilst she is being banged from behind by the guy on the guy on the end. The man in the middle exchanges high fives with the guys on the ends, over the backs of the 2 ladies, thus making a golden gate bridge appearance.
Master P, Jay and P-Rod pulled a Golden Gate Bridge over Pinky and Kelly.
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In the beginning, when pre-intercourse begins the man reaches for some Goldfish. The Man inserts the Goldfish in the the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the the Goldfish out of the woman's vagina.
Girl: Let's have some fun tonight!
Guy: We can Golden Gate Bridge
Girl: Grab the Goldfish!
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