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never put a hat on a bed

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.

As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

by susanmvh March 5, 2014

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eat your hat

Refering to I hate you and i dont care about your well being.

I am in so much trouble
Eat your hat!

by Sara October 22, 2004

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pork pie top hat

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.

My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.

by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017


talk out of your hat

to talk about something without understanding what you are talking about.

('Talk through your hat' is also used.)

talk out of your hat

by jcholena April 14, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tiny hat person

a person who is great at drawing stuff (especially other people). a tiny hat person is also very wise and intelligent. their tiny hat hides their big brain.

Person 1: omg how is joseph so wise?
Person 2: because he's the legendary tiny hat person.

by SeaweedBrain69 October 14, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 16, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


black hat widow

Noun: The wife or girlfriend of a soldier in the army who wears the coveted Airborne/Air Assault/Pathfinder Black Hat and is never home.

There goes shelley she's a Black Hat Widow. Her man is never home.

by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 5, 2011

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