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When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.
It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice
I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
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A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.
Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.
An excuse for drinking too much and doing something outlandish.
He didn't do those outrageous things last night because he drank too much, he must of had a bad ice cube.
A derogatory term for Eskimos.
The word originates from Eskimos making igloos, literally "packing ice or snow".
Bob: See that Eskimo over there?
Sherry: Yeah
Bob: He's a dirty ice packer.
Sherry: Oh you.
When a person has both of their nipples pierced.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't let me bring magnets into the bedroom.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: She has them Twins Iced Out!
The best heavy metal band I’ve ever heard. I’d suggest checking these guys out if you haven’t heard of them. Yeah they might seem quirky but they’re pretty good.
Person A: Hey have you heard of Ice Nine Kills?
Person B: Yeah, I prefer Set It Off though.
Large balloons filled with Nitrous Oxide AKA "Laughing Gas."
The term Ice Cold Phatties comes from the unscrupulous hucksters who try to sell them to you in a concert or festival parking lot. "Ice Cold" because they're straight from the metal tank and literally cold, and "Phatty" because the buyer always wants the largest balloon they can find.
Get your Ice Cold Phatties! $15 or 3 for $40!