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You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

by Lolquoi February 1, 2011

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hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 18, 2013

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too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- ๐Ÿ˜

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

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The Real Meanings of Internet Words

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)

What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk

by MDubs and RDubs November 14, 2010

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internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022


ex internet best friend

A person who you was close with on the internet and they betrayed you or turn into a different person

Elliot is my ex internet best friend .

by GhostMinion99 March 29, 2020


Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.

Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.

by Deez Mama January 31, 2022