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Jordan

A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.

Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan

Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian

by April 26, 2022


Jordan

Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.

He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.

It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.

Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.

Jordan deserves to find someone he's comfortable with.

by Dearpdj March 13, 2020


Jordan

A new way for white ppl to use the n-word cuz there so fucking obsessed and hella quierd

White person in tt comments: I hate Jordan’s

Another white person: yeah! Facts

by J0lllyyy April 3, 2021


Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022


Jordan

someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.

Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.

by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023


Jordan

Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.

POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.

by Real But Right. October 23, 2023


Jordan

Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?

“That jordan does… such a weeb

by JoeyyTribbiani January 10, 2022