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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022


National lick day!

U can lick their face arm any part of their body and they can’t get mad

National lick day! You have to lick at least 3 people for u to win

by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 12, 2019


Butt Lick Wangs

hot wangs that burns people's butt when they stick it up and it out of their mouthes. the afterburn is when u take the most painful shit ever!!!!

Joe: Heyy Bob My butt it hurts!!!!!!!
Bob: Probably from those Butt Lick Wangs!!!!!

by Joe Shankyourmom December 8, 2010


Dip Lick

it when you dip you tongue in the pussy

I Dip Lick My girl today

by Big reputation Queen February 22, 2017


Lick of English

when an English man wants to have a little lick.

I don’t know a lick of English.

by Outdoorsea July 2, 2021


Trix Lick

When you put Milk and Trix Cereal in a butthole and Lick it out.

Lets Trix Lick that MILF !

by RoomRaider January 9, 2011


lick around stick

When an individuals tongue goes around another individuals penis causing pleasure.

He girl, wanna lick around stick?

by Cgdubs January 7, 2018