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After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck
Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.
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Ketamine Hydrochloride. So called because it induces a stupour in users not dissimilar to mad cow disease.
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taking an ear of corn out of the husk and replacing it with your peter
Heather got an Indiana Mad Banana at her bachelorette party and loved it!
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Turning a normal mad monday into a complete mess of a day where women cant be spoken to and if they try to make contact they get spat on. Barking at everyone an everything. Performing gang-bangs, emptying fridges over balconies, break and enter, smashing walls, chairs and an other object. Stealing a kilo of salami and chicken. Listening to emotional music then skulling beers. Not taking off ur footy clothes from the day before. And bringing back the crowds to park footy.
Why is that man barking at a potplant??
Oh it must be Panthers Mad Monday!!!
Why is there a cock in each of my holes and hands??
Oh he must be a Panther on his mad monday!!!
Why are you throwing everything out of my fridge??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday!!!!
Why did you just spit on me??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday so fuck off slut!!!
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Can be used as an interjection in the same way as "cool" "sweet" or "damn awesome"
1) I get to go to Cape Cod this summer! Fuck mad bitches!
2) Fuck mad bitches, that movie was awesome!!
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Three words often used on the massive multiplayer game called "RuneScape". A term used by many players also known as "Trolls" when they have nothing else better to say back to someone.
I k3vz I: FFS John just got specced out
Nizmo30: lol u mad bro
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Feeding a cow animal by-product resulting in giving the cow serious constipation therefore having an angry cow.:{
The cow looks mad he must have that mad cow disease he has'nt shat for a Week
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