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Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?

Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020


emma marie hendrickson

Emma Marie Hendrickson is an amazing friend and is silly and wild and if fun to be around and she will do what she can to make u laugh like make weird noises and such and anybody is lucky to have an Emma Marie Hendrickson she also will tell u she's ugly and fat but in reality she is skinnier than a stick and is a beautiful person so make sure u always remind her of that

Person 1: omg Emma Marie Hendrickson is soo skinny
Person 2: omg I know ow right

by Person108472819395 October 8, 2018


hailey marie morris

An awesome person who is selfless patient and kind she loves all he friends and is only mean to people who deserve it that's Hailey for you

Hailey marie morris is awesome person

by Pizzq February 27, 2017


Mari le cannibal

A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth

• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.

Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch

by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023


Marie Anttoniette syndrome

Marie Anttoniette Syndrome is the sudden whitening of hair caused by extreme stress and emotional trauma. It's named for the last queen of France, whose hair turned white during the imprisonment prior to her execution.

Kaneki Ken was tortured bad enough that the emotional trauma made his hair turn white. He suffers from Marie Anttoniette Syndrome.

by Therian_ Ghoul12 May 28, 2017


Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.

Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!

by Mountieflife June 11, 2022


kerrie marie thomas

She's seriously sexy gorgeous wicked and wild every girl wants to be her every man wants her ,best friend, doesn't like fake people, takes no nonsense, doesn't suffer fools, has beautiful children any man will be stupid to treat her badly there's only one Kerrie Marie Thomas

Kerrie Marie Thomas oh my goodness she's seriously fine

by KezaBash November 3, 2020