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Megan Marie King is the first ever venmo influencer. She is best known for her poetry surrounding the seductive smell of gasoline, as well as her love for the Czechoslovakian film “Daisies.” She is renowned on many social media sites as @alienpopstarr and has gone twitter famous for sharing moments from her waitressing job at Perkin’s.
“Hey, who’s that girl over there drinking gasoline?”
“Oh, that’s just Megan Marie King.”
a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???
he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
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A beautiful , beautiful , beautiful person full to express herself , she’s a normal teenager like every other person , EVERY teen talks sh* , just that lena had other things in her plate , getting called annoying WOULDNT make her k* herself , it was lena’s way to cope and how to feel getting called annoying , but HALEY never knew that she would do it , Lena was doing mean things at the time and Haley was just agreeing with her fans that what she was doing was wrong , she’s only 15...ONLY 15 , she doesn’t understand humanity at such a young age nor consequences , common sense .
“Omg that’s such a beautiful person”
:”must be Haley Marie Morales”
a person who loves hanging out, and when you find a Josh Eli Mari, you'll want to keep him forever as he will love you unconditionally.
someone: josh eli mari loves me so much
someone #2: i wish i had a josh eli mari, they are keepers
Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates
Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"
An all female orgy taking place at the White House.
"Bro, Eleanor fuckin Roosevelt used to have hella Mary Todd Stinkins!"