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A fat sack of shit that likes to catch dick in his mouth and asshole. King of the fags.
Michael Y likes to DP big black men all night long.
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A bow bow head who farts a lot. This kind of person tends to be gassy and lazy.
Wow, that dude is such a Michael Ingles.
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St Michaels are the best rugby school in the whole of Dublin everyone in the school are so fit and pull all the moths. It’s the best school in Ireland,it’s well better than black rock or anywhere else, and no one, I mean no one can ever be beater at singing and rapping than pierce wang
Watch out for 6th year common room or you’re truly fucked. Let’s goooo st Michaels
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A high-quality, euphoria-inducing strain of marijuana; ty
Damn, man, that Michael Sheen got me high AF.
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A beast.
Also believed to have been raised by dolphins.
Dude, it's Michael Phelps!
Make a high pitched noise!
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An 8 year old on youtube who screams at roblox porn
Dude, stop being such a Michael P.
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Government Experiment: 1337
Project Olympia
A child from Baltimore comes into an operation room with a slight concussion. He comes out perfectly fine. As he begins his first swim practice after the operation, he finds himself perfecting a new form of swimming never seen before. Without knowing, Operation Olympia commenced.
The chip placed inside of young Phelps's head enhanced his inert abilities of anaerobic respiration, antibrachium rotation, extrimetie fretting, and ultimate ass kicking.
This experiment was first introduced to the world at the Athens Olympics of 2004. He now has more Gold Medals than anyone else in history and has become uncontrollable.
Now as he continues to gain popularity and power from the Olympic crowd, he is to be a non-stoppable force in swimming forever. There's no stopping him now and the only hope for the world is to stay out of water.
No beaches, no pools, no baths, no faucets. Be aware of Phelps.
Dude: hey guy, did you see Michael Phelps swim in the Olympics?
Guy: Dude, did you see him swimming home?
Dude: you mean through the Pacific Ocean?
Guy: YES! Do not go in the water!
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