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If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era
"Mike Ka Boobly" is a popular singer, his most famous work being 'Feeling Boob'
"My favourite singer is Mike Ka Boobly!"
"Oh yeah! I heard his song on the radio last week."
When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
The real way to pronounce Michael
Bob: Michael, can you pass me the ketchup
Micheal: it's MIKE KHAI ELLE!!!
Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada
Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician