banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

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weez muffin

Slang term for a male who is a bro and wears many fresh snap backs, also who enjoys NHL and xbox360, and "gets it in" on a regular bases.

kid 1>Yo weez muffin what you doing later?
weez muffin> Probably drinking some keystones since there so smooth then snipping top left. And finishing it off with a little nhl 08'.

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taco muffin

taco delicious pussy/female
muffin hippie

taco muffin sexy female hippie

a group of go green strippers would be taco muffins

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Leg Muffin

A Name for someone who is stupid or does something stupid also retardish,idiot or pleb.

it can also just be a random insult.

for example

amy is such a leg muffin i can't believe it

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corn muffin

Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.

Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!

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Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

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Poppy Muffin

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

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