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December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”
Dating more than one person at a time.
She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.
a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way
P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends
P2; the more you know!
A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.
After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.
Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"
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A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.
That guy is so sad, going on all of those not-dates, I mean, DWOBs
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.