Bean Bag Boobs

When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.

"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."

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Boobs on a hot plate

A Pineys way of saying hakuna matata

"Yo Bro, thanks for letting us crash here"
"No Problem man, Boobs on a hot plate."

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boob-over

a professor of law with an extensive comb-over who is a poor teacher, goes off on tangents and is excruciatingly boring.

What the fuck is this boob-over talking about? I just fell asleep for forty minutes.

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Grow some boobs

Toughen up; act like a proper woman. The female equivalent of "grow some balls".

Example 1:-

Girlfriend: "We're going dress shopping."
Boyfriend: "No."
Girlfriend: "Grow some boobs!"

Example 2:-

Kate: "Hey Sally, how about you ask out Peter?"
Sally: "Nah, I'm too shy."
Kate: "Grow some boobs, Sally!"

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I love boobs

The mating call of the rarely seen Italian Calvert Scaletti. This call can be heard while the male of this species is in heat, around beutiful females, or completely unprovoked. This call is normally followed by a low pitched "ahahahahaha" and a "duuude"

While on a nature hike a rare wop-chested Italian Calvert Scaletti lept from the bushes, took the anal virginity or Lawrence Van Tassel, and fled back into the woods chanting his mating call. All you heard as he galloped away like a lama in heat was "I LOVE BOOBS". I'll never forget that day and I'm pretty sure Lawrence won't either. With the saddamizing and all.

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great munich boobs

when you are in a hotel in munich, germany, and a girl is shitfaced and she flashes the entire room, after asking who wants to see her tits

hey, those were some Great Munich Boobs last night at the party!

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National Boob day

September 1 is national boob day, the day that we celebrate titties, boobs, breasts and milk holders. Send your friends some boob pictures and celebrate !

Hey, it’s National boob day, did Jessica send you pictures?

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